I'm Sorry

I'm so sorry that I have to do this. I feel so guilty. But the threat of losing me is the only thing that will give you a reality check. And even if that doesn't happen, going out with someone else is the best way for me to move on from you. I don't want to; you've given me no choice. I love you. And I am so sorry.

EDIT: Scratch that. My date never showed up OR called. Psh.